why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong
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do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over
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if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
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